A psychologist....

1. A psychologist never argues or fights!We just do participant or non-participant observation...
2. A psychologist is never wrong, the problem is that you´re watching the whole thing from another point of view!
3. For a psychologist, there is no such thing like ugly people, just people with the visual area quite or little damaged, because we are all beautiful! (Yes, everybody...this is positive psichology).
4. No matter how many alcool a psychologist has drunk, he is always sober. They just adapt to the sudden modifications of the social context (and the modification of the vision). So, he can always explain the bio-psico-physiological factors that are occuring in your body as well!Isn´t that great???We are life long teachers...
5. Because of Pavlov, we can teach things to your dog/cat and develop a trully and rich relation based on scientific knowledge
6. Be careful about how you seat, how you touch your hair, why do you wet your lips, the way you stare, the way you smile, the way you dispose your feet and how you cross your legs, whom your body is in front , all that can be signals you are sending. And for you disgrace, we know what that means. Truly, psychologists already rule the world
7. Psychologists are legends, the others are just statistics.
8. You can always talk about sex with us, we are used to it.

These statements are taken from Facebook club "Reasons to date a psychologist"